December 2011
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staff of extrememakeunder discuss salads,...
Sera: can i just tell you
that when i went to portillo's with my coworkers today
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE PERSON GOT A SALAD
except for me
EVERY PERSON ATE SALAD
Jess: at PORTILLOS?
Sera: YES
Jess: fuck women
Sera: AT PORTILLOS
Jess: i hate woman culture
Sera: PORTILLOS
Jess: i hate it
Sera: i had my beef sandwich and cheese fries and coke
i was like making a mess of myself
Jess: i got made fun of today for buying pants at old navy
so
Jess: bitches be trippin
Sera: wait what
who made fun of you for...wait whaaat
Jess: my coworker kelly is a fucking snob
ugh im in the WORST MOOD
i want everyone to die!
i want snacks and booze!
Sera: SNAXXX
what did she say
Jess: i am wearing black jeans i got there
and she was like "where did you get your jeans" because they are new
and i was like "oh, the same place i get all my pants, old navy"
and she was like "oh, wow, those aren't going to last very long"
THANKS FRIEND!
Sera: UH WHAT
YOU AREN'T GONNA LAST VERY LONG, KELLY
Jess: i'm gonna punch her in the tit
me: she sounds like the worst
also
SALADS
Jess: she's honestly fine but yeah
salads
SALADS
Sera: i'm gonna punch a salad in the tit
